THE political operative TEAM

Sid Sleestak, famous lizard lawyer and amphibian rights advocate, is the #TeamHerbie campaign manager. He's also probably going to be Chief of Swamp.. er.. STAFF in the new administration if Herbie wins.. er.. anything.

Stanley joined as the campaign comptroller after over 20 years as the CFO at PetSmart. He's a Certified Public Alligator in Florida, South Carolina, and Guam. We expect Stanley to lead the Department of Commerce one day...

Silver-tongued Sean Sleestak is the campaign spokes-lizard. Sean has served with several other lying swampy politicians so he knows his way around the JFK marshes... He lives in a nice inlet near Brookville Boulevard in Queens and enjoys boating in his spare time.

Sal joined the campaign after a long career with Monsanto. His extensive experience in farming catfish positions him for the Economic Development cabinet position. He resides full-time in Louisiana and is often very hungry.

Herbie's maverick Homeland Security advisor recently graduated the Naval War College with a masters degree in International Affairs. We expect to see her at the helm of US Dept. of Homeland Security very soon.

Steven Sleestak knows swampy diseases, having earned his MPH from the Emory University School of Tropical Medicine. He's board certified in frog poisons, and will be the next US Surgeon General, reptiles willing...

Sergei emigrated to a Mississippi swamp following executive service during the Soviet war in Afghanistan. His deep public safety experience makes him the ideal choice for Attorney general. He prefers the Ukrainian pigeons to the Russian ones...

Few lizards are as learned as Samuel Sleestak, who earned his doctorate from Yale University. His dissertation on the "Economic Implications of Crocodile Farming" has been discussed at the G20 in Davos. He joined as a senior policy advisor to Herbie.

Most folks aren't mentally stable enough to know the actual identities of these fine and very violent men... but we keep paying them so they're on board for the political campaigning!