complete and utter "lack of Privacy" Policy

When you join #TeamHerbie  you have absolutely ZERO privacy... That includes the folks who have commented on or otherwise engaged Herbie's caretaker's Facebook page, where it all began during the short and ill-advised presidential campaign in 2020... but we're BACK for 2024!!! See below for some of the better material... be warned, if you're funny on Facebook or Twitter you will be cited here!

When you join #TeamHerbie and purchase the reptile's promotions, you're not enriching his political consultants! We donate 100% of our proceeds to these 100% legitimate charitable non-profit organizations! Sid Sleestak guarantees it!

https://greenandwhitefoundation.org/

Herbie's initial super-fans were composed of so many of his human caretaker's old pals from the mean streets of New York City's Emergency Medical Services. You can donate more on their website to help support their work in keeping current and past NYC EMS providers connected and supported in times of need!

https://alligatorwildlife.com/support-the-alligator-wildlife-discovery-center-rebuild/

These lovely people emailed Herbie back and are glad to receive donations to help them carry out their noble mission of conservation, education, and animal rescue! You can even adopt a swamp creature! Check them out today and help them re-build their gator sanctuary!

https://emsfdnyhelpfund.com/

The EMS FDNY Help Fund is a 501(c)(3). The funds that they raise are designated expressly for the Emergency Medical Technicians & Paramedics of the FDNY. Their mission is to ensure the security of the FDNY Emergency Medical Technicians and Paramedics and their families in the event of death, injury, illness or hardship. We adore them and will not bite them, ever.

Updated August 7, 2024